Sometimes, when trawling through historical records, a researcher comes across personal stories that seem destined for Hollywood. Take this dramatic tale of romance triumphing against all the odds, featuring sexually-charged teenage servants, illegimate pregnancy, forced separation, triple bigamy, a few deaths, and a gouty clergyman in a sedan chair. All in that world-renowned town of passion and enchantment… Bicester.
Before I offer a summary of events, take a deep breath and…:
– Oxford Journal, Saturday 3 May 1766
So, the script runs thus:
– Plucky young Buckinghamshire barmaid Elizabeth Smith [interesting that she is the only party named in this story] falls pregnant, and also falls for one of her fellow servants (it is unclear in what order these two events occur).
– Although he is under age (then 21) the couple wed, only to be cruelly wrenched apart by his somewhat unimpressed friends and their respect for the recently-introduced marriage law.
– She embarks upon a friendless journey to Oxfordshire, where she marries again (her first baby seems to have no further part in the story).
– She soon discovers that not only does her new husband have another wife, but that her new husband’s other wife also has another husband. .
– MEANWHILE, our hero also remarries – only to find that his new wife… has another husband. Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
– Elizabeth once again finds herself pregnant. Fortunately, though, pretty much everybody except the original happy couple dies within the space of a few short years and they are eventually free to marry each other. Again. Hurrah!
– Called to assist, the local gouty clergyman conducts the ceremony, immediately after which her latest infant is then hauled in to be baptised.
It’s only a matter of time before someone in the movie biz picks this up. I vote William Shatner for the gouty Oxfordshire clergyman.
Just in case you fancy visiting the scene of Elizabeth’s romance at New Inn by Stowe Gardens, it is now owned by the National Trust:
Image (top): Detail from ‘Wedding scene from Ramsay’s The gentle shepherd, Act V’, 1798 (courtesy of the Lewis Walpole Library).